Karachi (around 5:45 AM – 8th Sehri just done, paratha hot off the tawa, chai strong enough to wake the dead, Fajr alarm about to go off, but sleep can wait when Pakistan cricket keeps serving this level of tragic comedy)

26 February 2026  

Yaar, 8th Sehri down – stomach full, heart heavy, and my eyes glued to this Super Eights Group 2 prediction screenshot like it's the final nail in the coffin.

Let me describe this disgusting little table that could somehow, against all logic, let Pakistan crawl into the semis:  

England — 3 wins, 6 points, NRR +2.550 (146/20 beat 95/20)  

Pakistan — 3 matches, 1 win, 1 loss, 1 no-result, 3 points, NRR +4.064 (424/40 for, 256/39.2 against)  

New Zealand — 3 matches, 1 win, 1 loss, 1 no-result, 3 points, NRR +3.050 (168/20 for, 107/20 against)  

Sri Lanka — 3 matches, 0 wins, 3 losses, 0 points, NRR -4.700 (292/60 for, 574/60 against)

The itinerary above shows the remaining games:  

27 Feb — England vs New Zealand (N – night game)  

28 Feb — Pakistan vs Sri Lanka (N – night game)  

So the only twisted path to semis is if we beat Sri Lanka convincingly on the 28th, New Zealand somehow loses to England on the 27th (or gets washed out again), and our bloated NRR from minnow-bashing holds up over NZ. That’s it. That’s the disgusting “scenario”. One more big win, one more slip from others, and this mediocre mess somehow qualifies.

And let me be viciously clear: I do NOT want this side anywhere near the semis. Not with this lineup, not with this mindset, not after suffering these 2021 social media kings from 2021 all the way to 2026.

Five long years of the same “kings” – Babar, Shaheen, Shadab – hyped as saviors, protected like royalty, kept in the team because their agents, sponsors and Instagram numbers say so, not because they’re winning games. I’ve suffered this musibat/suffering since that one India win in 2021 turned them into untouchable gods. Same faces, same excuses, same failures, same ego protection while real cricket rots. High time – no, past time – we get rid of this suffering. Let it end here. Crash out, feel the burn, let the humiliation force a complete purge of these 2021 relics.

PCB’s selection policy is a corrupt joke, a festering wound of nepotism, bribes and sponsor worship. Spot-fixing 2010? Classic episode. Millions vanished in 2019 ghost contracts? Season finale. Mohsin Naqvi era? The reboot nobody asked for – selections allegedly decided over chai with political uncles and sponsor uncles, players picked for their “brand value” not their strike rate or economy. Merit? Form? Domestic grind? Cute fairy-tale words. PCB isn’t running cricket – it’s running a talent agency for social media influencers who occasionally wear green shirts.

Abdur Rauf’s critique deserves to be screamed from every rooftop: our batters don’t rotate strike because they’re too busy auditioning for reels. They sacrifice actual cricket – singles, twos, strike rotation, scoreboard pressure – just to protect the “star” with more followers. A set batter gets stranded at one end while Mr. 10-Million-Followers pokes around like a boundary would tank his brand value. Rauf is screaming the obvious: this is not cricket anymore; it’s sponsored content disguised as international sport. And PCB enables it because corrupt officials care more about ad revenue than silverware.

And those keyboard fanboy warriors? Vile, spineless scum. After my scam last year by one of these fakes, I know their game: hype the 2021 kings for months like gods, defend them like family, then flip to vicious hate when they flop – all for retweets and clout. Check X now – these ridiculous, basement-dwelling fanboy keyboard warriors are already circling, waiting for today’s duck to drop their “I told you so” memes and abuse threads. They don’t love Pakistan cricket – they love drama, likes, and the smell of their own keyboard sweat. Shameless parasites.

I do not want these musibat team in the semis. Let them fail spectacularly. Let the suffering end with a rebuild – merit or nothing.

You seeing the same fanboy trash on X? Paste their most ridiculous “qualification hype” tweets in comments – let’s bury them.

Ramadan Mubarak – 8th Sehri done, stay strong on the fast.

Murtaza Moiz  

@MoizMurtaza  

CricSphere Blog

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sleep is impossible when X is showing me exactly why Pakistan cricket stays stuck in this pathetic loop

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26 February 2026  

Karachi 

Yaar, look at this tweet and tell me if you can keep a straight face.

Neelam Parveen (@neeli5656) – verified blue tick and everything – posted 6 hours ago:  

"Should Pakistan appoint Babar Azam as T20I captain once again? 🇵🇰😊  

Babar Azam"  

with a nice photo of him in presser mode looking serious.

And the replies? A full circus of keyboard warriors doing what they do best: worshipping, defending, simping, and pretending 2021 never ended.

These people are not fans – they are fanboys in the most embarrassing, brain-dead sense of the word.  

They treat Babar like he's still the 2021 version who walked on water. Five years later – five full years of ducks, low strike rates, leadership collapses, team drama, sponsor protection – and they're still typing "once again" like nothing happened.  

"King is back"  

"Babar = Pakistan"  

"Only Babar can save us"  

"Rest all are useless, bring back Babar captain"  

Bro. It's 2026.  

We've suffered through 2021 social media kings turning into 2026 liabilities, and these keyboard warriors are still writing love letters in the replies like it's Valentine's Day for nostalgia.

This is the same toxic fanboy cult that:  

- hyped the same five players for half a decade  

- defended every failure with "he's under pressure" or "team support nahi de raha"  

- attacked anyone who dared criticise with "jealous hain", "hater ho", "Babar se zyada khel liya?"  

- pressured PCB to keep picking them for "brand value" and "fan following"  

- then flipped to hate mode the second they fail (again) – memes, abuse, "drop him forever" threads  

They don't love cricket. They love their idol.  

They don't want Pakistan to win. They want their timeline to look like a shrine.

And PCB listens to this noise. That's the disgusting part.  

Selections become popularity contests because these fanboys scream loudest.  

Captaincy decisions become PR exercises because "Babar fans will riot".  

Actual merit, form, hunger? Buried under hashtags and blue-tick worship.

High time we stop suffering these keyboard warriors.  

They are not supporters – they are musibat.  

They built the 2021 king myth, forced PCB to protect it, then cry when the myth crumbles.  

Let them cry louder. Let the team crash out. Let the humiliation force a purge of these social media relics.

No more 2021 nostalgia. No more protecting kings for likes.  

Merit or nothing – or stay home and let real cricketers take over.

You seeing the same fanboy shrine replies under that tweet? Paste the most delusional ones in comments – let's laugh at them until they block us.

Ramadan Mubarak – stay strong on the fast.

Murtaza Moiz  

@MoizMurtaza  

CricSphere Blog

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Karachi (around 2:45 PM – 7th Sehri just done, paratha and chai down, Fajr coming soon, but honestly sleep can wait when Pakistan cricket keeps delivering this level of tragic comedy)

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22 February 2026  

Yaar, I just watched this YouTube clip titled "Pathetic Cricket by Pakistan 🇵🇰😡 Harry Brook Destroys Pakistan Single-Handedly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔥" and I'm not even angry anymore – I'm just embarrassed for us.

Harry Brook – one man, one innings, one absolute masterclass – turned our bowling attack into a charity event. He walked in, saw our spinners and pacers, and basically said “thanks for the buffet” while smashing us to every corner of the ground. Boundaries on demand, sixes on rotation, strike rate north of 180 while our fielders looked like they were practicing for a slow-motion replay show. Single-handedly? More like single-fingered salute to our entire bowling unit.

And the rest of the team? Pathetic is putting it mildly.  

Our bowlers bowled like they were auditioning for a funeral march – no pace, no variation, no plan, no threat. Short balls that sat up, full tosses that begged to be hit, spinners who turned into pie-chuckers the moment Brook got set. Captaincy? Looked like someone forgot to tell the captain there was a game going on. Field placements? Random. Changes? Non-existent. Energy? Zero.

This wasn't a bad day. This was systemic collapse dressed up as "cricket".  

Same old problems:  

- Selection still picking names not form (because sponsors love the "big three")  

- Captaincy that reacts instead of leads  

- Bowlers with zero adaptability once a batter gets going  

- Batters who can't rotate strike (Abdur Rauf was right – they sacrifice cricket for reels)  

And then you have the keyboard fanboy warriors already in full celebration mode on X. These pathetic, spineless fanboy keyboard warriors who spent months hyping our "unbeatable" lineup are now silent or flipping to "I told you so" memes faster than Brook hit boundaries. They don't care about Pakistan winning – they care about their timeline looking cool. After I got scammed by one of these clowns last year promising "sure tips," I know exactly how they operate: build fake hype, defend blindly, then feast on failure for clout. Shameless parasites.

I am done pretending this team has "potential". Potential died somewhere between PSL hype and sponsor boardrooms. PCB's corruption (ghost contracts, nepotism hires, selections for political/sponsor uncles) + fanboy worship has created this monster: a mediocre side that occasionally beats minnows and gets absolutely schooled by anyone with a pulse.

Harry Brook didn't destroy Pakistan single-handedly.  

Pakistan destroyed itself long before he walked in – and we're still applauding the self-destruction.

Ramadan Mubarak – waiting for 7th Iftari, stay strong on the fast.

Drop your angriest take below. Who's more pathetic – the team or the fanboys celebrating our humiliation?

Murtaza Moiz  

@MoizMurtaza  

CricSphere Blog

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Karachi (around 2:28 PM – After Zuhr prayers, but who needs peace when Pakistan cricket is serving this level of comedy gold)

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22 February 2026  

Oh bravo, Pakistan cricket — truly the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm sitting here staring at this Super Eights Group 2 screenshot like it's the punchline to the world's longest, saddest joke. The itinerary shows D or N for day/night games:  

Points table reality check:  

England — 2 wins, 4 points, NRR +2.550 (because they remember how to win)  

New Zealand — 1 no-result, 1 point, NRR 0 (haven't lost, haven't really bothered showing up)  

Pakistan — 2 matches, 0 wins, 1 loss, 1 no-result, 1 point, NRR -0.461 (164 scored, 166 leaked in 19.1 overs — poetry of incompetence)  

Sri Lanka — 1 loss, 0 points, NRR -2.550 (95 all out vs 146 — at least they tried for 20 overs)

Pakistan’s chances of semis? Somewhere between “please retire the team” and “send them to Antarctica for re-education”. And let me be dripping-with-sarcasm assertive: I genuinely, passionately, from the bottom of my fasting heart, do NOT want this walking disaster of a side to qualify. Let them stay home. Let the humiliation marinate. Let the mirror finally be forced in front of their faces.

Because this PCB selection policy isn't just bad — it's a full-blown corruption sitcom.  

Spot-fixing 2010? Classic episode — Butt, Asif, Amir sold the game for cash envelopes while PCB did the shocked Pikachu face.  

2019 financial scandals? Season finale material — millions vanished into ghost contracts, chairman's nephews suddenly becoming “head of strategy” on six-figure salaries.  

Mohsin Naqvi era? The reboot nobody asked for — selections allegedly decided over chai with political uncles and sponsor uncles, players picked not on runs/wickets but on who has the right WhatsApp group or the fattest Insta following. Babar, Shaheen, Shadab — untouchable “brands” despite averaging ducks and 1-fers, because sponsors love them and PCB loves sponsor money more than trophies. Merit? Form? Domestic grind? Cute words for a fairy tale. PCB isn't running cricket — it's running a talent agency for social media influencers who occasionally wear green shirts.

Abdur Rauf's critique deserves a standing ovation and a viral thread: our batters don't rotate strike because they're too busy auditioning for TikTok. They sacrifice actual cricket — singles, twos, strike rotation, scoreboard pressure — just to protect the “star” with more followers. A set batter gets stranded at one end while Mr. 10-Million-Followers pokes around like a boundary would tank his brand value. Rauf is screaming the obvious: this is not cricket anymore; it's sponsored content disguised as international sport. And PCB enables it because corrupt officials care more about ad revenue than actual silverware. Our team has become a popularity contest run by a corrupt, nepotistic, sponsor-kissing circus.

And those keyboard fanboy warriors? Oh please, give them a medal for being the most useless species on earth. After I got personally scammed by one of these clowns last year promising “sure-shot picks,” I learned their entire tragic script: hype the same five players for months like they're gods, defend them like family when they fail, then flip 180° and start the hate train the moment a duck or 1/40 happens — all for retweets, clout, and that sweet dopamine hit of feeling superior. Check X right now — these ridiculous, spineless, basement-dwelling fanboy keyboard warriors are already circling like hyenas, waiting for today's run tally of the “failure batsman” so they can drop their “I told you so” threads, laughing emojis, recycled memes, and fake concern tweets. They don't love Pakistan cricket — they love drama, likes, and the smell of their own keyboard sweat. Shameless parasites in green jerseys' clothing.

I do not want this mediocre, sponsor-pleasing, ego-stroking circus in the semis. Let them crash out spectacularly. Let the humiliation be loud, public, and permanent. Let the rebuild start from absolute zero — with actual cricketers, not social media metrics and corrupt handouts.

You spotting the same fanboy vultures on X today? Paste their most ridiculous takes in comments — let's laugh at them until they cry.

Ramadan Mubarak — 7th Sehri done, stay strong on the fast.

Murtaza Moiz  

@MoizMurtaza  

CricSphere Blog

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