26 February 2026
Yaar, 8th Sehri down – stomach full, heart heavy, and my eyes glued to this Super Eights Group 2 prediction screenshot like it's the final nail in the coffin.
Let me describe this disgusting little table that could somehow, against all logic, let Pakistan crawl into the semis:
England — 3 wins, 6 points, NRR +2.550 (146/20 beat 95/20)
Pakistan — 3 matches, 1 win, 1 loss, 1 no-result, 3 points, NRR +4.064 (424/40 for, 256/39.2 against)
New Zealand — 3 matches, 1 win, 1 loss, 1 no-result, 3 points, NRR +3.050 (168/20 for, 107/20 against)
Sri Lanka — 3 matches, 0 wins, 3 losses, 0 points, NRR -4.700 (292/60 for, 574/60 against)
The itinerary above shows the remaining games:
27 Feb — England vs New Zealand (N – night game)
28 Feb — Pakistan vs Sri Lanka (N – night game)
So the only twisted path to semis is if we beat Sri Lanka convincingly on the 28th, New Zealand somehow loses to England on the 27th (or gets washed out again), and our bloated NRR from minnow-bashing holds up over NZ. That’s it. That’s the disgusting “scenario”. One more big win, one more slip from others, and this mediocre mess somehow qualifies.
And let me be viciously clear: I do NOT want this side anywhere near the semis. Not with this lineup, not with this mindset, not after suffering these 2021 social media kings from 2021 all the way to 2026.
PCB’s selection policy is a corrupt joke, a festering wound of nepotism, bribes and sponsor worship. Spot-fixing 2010? Classic episode. Millions vanished in 2019 ghost contracts? Season finale. Mohsin Naqvi era? The reboot nobody asked for – selections allegedly decided over chai with political uncles and sponsor uncles, players picked for their “brand value” not their strike rate or economy. Merit? Form? Domestic grind? Cute fairy-tale words. PCB isn’t running cricket – it’s running a talent agency for social media influencers who occasionally wear green shirts.
Abdur Rauf’s critique deserves to be screamed from every rooftop: our batters don’t rotate strike because they’re too busy auditioning for reels. They sacrifice actual cricket – singles, twos, strike rotation, scoreboard pressure – just to protect the “star” with more followers. A set batter gets stranded at one end while Mr. 10-Million-Followers pokes around like a boundary would tank his brand value. Rauf is screaming the obvious: this is not cricket anymore; it’s sponsored content disguised as international sport. And PCB enables it because corrupt officials care more about ad revenue than silverware.
And those keyboard fanboy warriors? Vile, spineless scum. After my scam last year by one of these fakes, I know their game: hype the 2021 kings for months like gods, defend them like family, then flip to vicious hate when they flop – all for retweets and clout. Check X now – these ridiculous, basement-dwelling fanboy keyboard warriors are already circling, waiting for today’s duck to drop their “I told you so” memes and abuse threads. They don’t love Pakistan cricket – they love drama, likes, and the smell of their own keyboard sweat. Shameless parasites.
I do not want these musibat team in the semis. Let them fail spectacularly. Let the suffering end with a rebuild – merit or nothing.
You seeing the same fanboy trash on X? Paste their most ridiculous “qualification hype” tweets in comments – let’s bury them.
Ramadan Mubarak – 8th Sehri done, stay strong on the fast.
Murtaza Moiz
CricSphere Blog
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