22 February 2026
Yaar, I just watched this YouTube clip titled "Pathetic Cricket by Pakistan 🇵🇰😡 Harry Brook Destroys Pakistan Single-Handedly 🏴🔥" and I'm not even angry anymore – I'm just embarrassed for us.
Harry Brook – one man, one innings, one absolute masterclass – turned our bowling attack into a charity event. He walked in, saw our spinners and pacers, and basically said “thanks for the buffet” while smashing us to every corner of the ground. Boundaries on demand, sixes on rotation, strike rate north of 180 while our fielders looked like they were practicing for a slow-motion replay show. Single-handedly? More like single-fingered salute to our entire bowling unit.
And the rest of the team? Pathetic is putting it mildly.
Our bowlers bowled like they were auditioning for a funeral march – no pace, no variation, no plan, no threat. Short balls that sat up, full tosses that begged to be hit, spinners who turned into pie-chuckers the moment Brook got set. Captaincy? Looked like someone forgot to tell the captain there was a game going on. Field placements? Random. Changes? Non-existent. Energy? Zero.
This wasn't a bad day. This was systemic collapse dressed up as "cricket".
Same old problems:
- Selection still picking names not form (because sponsors love the "big three")
- Captaincy that reacts instead of leads
- Bowlers with zero adaptability once a batter gets going
- Batters who can't rotate strike (Abdur Rauf was right – they sacrifice cricket for reels)
And then you have the keyboard fanboy warriors already in full celebration mode on X. These pathetic, spineless fanboy keyboard warriors who spent months hyping our "unbeatable" lineup are now silent or flipping to "I told you so" memes faster than Brook hit boundaries. They don't care about Pakistan winning – they care about their timeline looking cool. After I got scammed by one of these clowns last year promising "sure tips," I know exactly how they operate: build fake hype, defend blindly, then feast on failure for clout. Shameless parasites.
I am done pretending this team has "potential". Potential died somewhere between PSL hype and sponsor boardrooms. PCB's corruption (ghost contracts, nepotism hires, selections for political/sponsor uncles) + fanboy worship has created this monster: a mediocre side that occasionally beats minnows and gets absolutely schooled by anyone with a pulse.
Harry Brook didn't destroy Pakistan single-handedly.
Pakistan destroyed itself long before he walked in – and we're still applauding the self-destruction.
Ramadan Mubarak – waiting for 7th Iftari, stay strong on the fast.
Drop your angriest take below. Who's more pathetic – the team or the fanboys celebrating our humiliation?
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